So. This guy comes into work yesterday. He starts talking about how he can't find a job because he killed his mother and it's just too late for him, he's going to have to buy a new gun and some bullets. Once we got him out, we locked up the building and called the police. We watched him through the window as he ducked behind trees and cars, acting like people were trying to snipe him or something. The police came, he was gone.

Later on, he approached a woman as she was walking to her car. Then another guy was going to the dumpster and he popped his head out and made bird sounds at him. Called the police again. Not sure if they caught him or not.

My life.